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Chain Letter
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Gambler Piše "
Dobar dan, moje ime je Basmati Kasaar. Ja patim od retke i smrtonosne
bolesti, losih ocena, ekstremne nejebice, straha da cu biti kidnapovan i da
cu biti pogubljen analnom egzekucijom nakon sto me proglase krivim da sam
forwardao 50 milijardi jebenih chainlettera, koje sam ja dobio od ljudi,
koji zapravo veruju, da ce ukoliko se pisma proslede dalje, jadna
6-ogodisnja djevojcica iz Nepala, kojoj je izrasla sisa na celu, skupiti
dovoljno novaca, da je ukloni pre negoli je seljacine roditelji prodaju u
lokalni cirkus kao nakazu. "
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Pandur i Perica
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Anonymous Piše "
Prolazio pandur ulicom i primjeti Pericu kako obija trafiku. Odmah skoci na njega i povika:
- Aaaa mali!!! Sad ces ti lijepo samnom u stanicu.
- Nemojte ciko molim vas.
- Nema nemoj. Odmah te hapsim.
I krenuse njih dvojica prema stanici. Na putu do stanice, prolazili su pored nekog restorana (takoreci grila) i tada Perica rece:
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Larfs
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irmin Piše "
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. "You jerk," yells the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"
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Kako Znas Da Si Bosanac
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Your family owns a manual coffee grinder
You take your shoes off when you enter the
house, and every family - member has
his/her own slippers (plus some extra for the
guests)
Your neighbour comes over every day uninvited, for coffee
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Italiana In Londona
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The Manager
V.M.C.A Hotel, London
Roma, 10.5.1991
Dear Signore Direttore,
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